Andy Rooney said on ‘60 Minutes’ a few weeks back: 

I don’t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the Un ited Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens…Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. 

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING, MARTHA BURKE ? 

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right ‘NOT’ to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! 

My father and grandfather didn’t die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot you if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can’t understand the word ‘freeze’ or ’stop’ in English, see the above lines.

I don’t think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don’t hate the rich; I don’t pity the poor.. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn’t stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that’s better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn’t take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say ‘NO!’

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don’t pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don’t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of ‘Political Correctness.’ I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be ‘African-Americans’? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don’t go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

And if you don’t like my point of view, tough … 

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don’t.  It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having ‘In God We Trust’ on our money and having ‘God’ in the Pledge of Allegiance.  Why don’t we just tell the 14% to BE QUIET!!!

Everyone appreciates a good laugh. That’s why a funny t-shirt from Fusilly.com is the perfect gift for graduation. Usher your junior guy or gal into the real world with this classic called “Graduate.” Let everyone know they IS serious about their college education.

Or the ever popular “Collage.” Which is college misspelled. But of course you caught that.

Our best-selling “Thanks Wikipedia” shirt has been making both parents and students laugh world wide.

And lastly don’t forget every parent’s favorite, “IOU University,” which just happens to be on SALE!!

Fusilly t-shirts are made from the softest shirts from Next Level Apparel. They are timely, inexpensive, and always good for a laugh. And hey, you’re going to need something to make you smile…especially when they move home.

Iron Man is back. And so is our original Ironing Man tee. If you missed this funny shirt the first time around, now is your chance. We’ve made a special run of these shirts so we have them in stock, ready to ship right now. But they won’t last long. Quantities are limited. Get your funny Ironing Man t-shirt today. Just $19.99. Only at fusilly,com.

In Southern California, Cinco De Mayo is a big deal. Kind of like St Patrick’s Day with Mexican beer. Most people believe it is Mexico’s independence day and thus the celebration. But it is not. That’s on September 16th.

Cinco De Mayo, or CINCO DE DRINKO as we refer to it, marks Mexico’s defeat of the French army in the battle of Puebla on May 5th, 1862. The Battle was significant for at least two reasons. First, while outnumbered almost two-to-one, the Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army that hadn’t been beaten in almost 50 years. Second, this battle was important because it would be “the last time that an army from another continent invaded the Americas.” So while not a federal holiday in Mexico, the date is observed in areas around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride. And we at Fusilly celebrate as well with two custom-made Cinco De Drinko shirts that are sure to ad color to any Cinco De Mayo celebration.

Get your Cinco De Drinko shirts today at Fusilly.com

Get your Cinco De Drinko shirts today at Fusilly.com

Both funny Cinco De Mayo shirts are in stock and available for immediate shipping. Order by Friday, May 1st for on-time delivery. Have fun. Be safe!

St Patricks Day is almost here. So make this the year that you are fitted with a funny t-shirt from Fusilly.com. We offer a dozen terrific styles for both men and women, and we can ship immediately.

St Patricks Day is THE perfect day for a funny shirt because 1) there are already so many funny things about alchoholics, and 2) your audience is already loosened up. You can’t miss. Choose from any of our funny St Patricks Day shirts here.

Irish I Was Sober

You Look Like I Need A Beer

Dublin Vision

You can’t beat Fusilly for funny St Patricks Day shirts.

You know, not every design goes to print.  There are many ideas that have us cracking up in the studio but, for whatever reason, don’t translate to funny shirts, or sales.  This Valentines Day, we’d love to hear what you think.  Here are three shirts that never made it to press but are classics in our eyes.  Very informally, let us know which one you like the best.  Either here or at info@fusilly.com.  And we’ll do a run of them for this Valentines.  We’ll even send the the person with the best story (I like this t-shirt because…) a free one.

So come on everyone, which t-shirt belongs crumpled up on the floor next to your bed?  Valentines minds want to know.

I Heart You

I've Got a Heart On For You

Stole My Heart

Next to St. Patricks Day, Halloween is probably my favorite holiday. I ALWAYS end up doing something fun. The problem is 9 times out of 10 I never know what it is until the last minute…so I’m constantly scrambling for a costume. Last year I was The Most Interesting Man in The World…throwing out quotes like “I once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like” and “Even my left hand it right handed.” But the whole time I wished I could have simply thrown my beard and wig in the trash and just been comfortable. (That, and the fact that the suit I was wearing was probably 2 sizes two small). Which is why I designed this line of funny shirts, tees, and t-shirts so you can be in the Hollween spirit but still be content. Click here to see the full line but here are a couple to get you started. Enjoy. Happy Halloween. And, if for some reason I happen to be The Most Interesting Man in the World again, remember “I’m a lover not a fighter. But I’m also a fighter so don’t get any ideas”.

This shirt is printed on the 4.2oz Pure Silver shirt from Core Apparel.”

This shirt is printed on a 6.1 oz. white heavyweight tee from Anvil.”

Fusilly T-shirts are printed on the softest shirts on the market. 4.2 Oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton shirts from Core Apparel. Soft and stretchy, these shirts hug your body and feel great.  Plus they look good doing it.  You won’t find a better shirt anywhere.  So look for the Core label in all new Fusilly T-Shirts/Mens.

Learn more about Core Apparel at http://www.thecoreapparel.com/theCore/home.html

This shirt is printed on the 4.2oz Pure Silver shirt from Core Apparel.”

In our neck of the woods (Southern California), and probably most regions that border Mexico, Cinco De Mayo is a big deal.  Kind of like St Patrick’s Day with Corona.  Most people believe it is Mexico’s independence day and thus the celebration.  But it is not.  That’s on September 16th. 

Cinco De Mayo, or CINCO DE DRINKO as we refer to it, marks Mexico’s defeat of the French army in the battle of Puebla on May 5th, 1862.  The Battle was significant for at least two reasons. First, while outnumbered almost two-to-one, the Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army that hadn’t been beaten in almost 50 years.  Second, this battle was important because it would be “the last time that an army from another continent invaded the Americas.”  So while not a federal holiday in Mexico, the date is observed in areas around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride.  And we at Fusilly celebrate as well with two custom-made Cinco De Drinko shirts that are sure to ad color to any Cinco De Mayo celebration.

Get your Cinco De Drinko shirts today at Fusilly.com

Get your Cinco De Drinko shirts today at Fusilly.com

Both shirts are in stock and available for immediate shipping.  Order by Friday, May 1st for on-time delivery.  Have fun.  Be safe!

Being Irish, there is a special place in my liver for St. Patricks Day.  That’s why we have 14 terrific St. Patricks T-Shirts to choose from.  Like our new one “How’s My Walking.”

 We offer the softest shirts for both men and women and can ship the next day.  Order by March 13th for St Patricks Day delivery.  Be safe.  Have fun.  Drink well.